When someone gives you directions but you go the wrong way



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honestly my dad is such a freak he never says goodnight like a normal person he just says “i’ll be back” and he goes upstairs and when you ask where he is or go looking for him hes asleep and the next morning when you see him he just says “good morning im back’ like what is wrong with him

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when you find out an actor you think is cute is around 32 and you’re like “wow he’s really young”

that’s when you know you have a problem

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  • baby: m....m...m
  • mom: mama? ma? mommy?
  • baby: m...m...
  • baby: m..mY ANACONDA DONT
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people do not leave just memories, they also leave scars

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im literally tired 30 hours a day

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